What's so funny You ask? Some of the things I've seen on the internet...
- "I'm Conceited, I Gotta Reason"...(C'mon, you know you've seen them, at least one )...I wonder if Remy Ma knew that would be the newest headline for 1 in 5 females on myspace?
- "Damn ma your thick like a cold milk shake" ... Are you talking to ME?? You gotta be kiddin me, I dont weigh but a Dollar and 15 cents. Wait a doggone minute!! Was that a cut & paste from an e-mail you already sent to a thick chick?!!??! Dang!!
- "You look JUST like somebody I used to know!!" Dude, Get the hell outta here with that
- "You have Great taste in Music!!!" In other words, you want me to add you so I can promote your page. Just SAY that!! ???!! Dang!
- "Whats up Boo? I would like to go downtown" And when you get there, you clown, I hope someone jacks you for your bus pass when you transfer at the depot. Now, go slap yourself for sounding so stupid.
- "Lets...Plaaaaaaay...2getherrr..." You can't just hijack Al Green's song and put your own lyrics up in there like its ok, It's NOT!!...but I laughed...ROFLMTLAO!!!!!
- "Hmm, a Nerd huh? Well it doesnt take much to satisfy me, I'm open to anyone." ... Ooooh that was soooo romantical, and I feel sooo special now... Gosh you're what every woman dreams of...
- "I pay my bills with legitimate money". ... ummm.o.k... that's ummm... what you should be doing anyway???
- "Doesnt it turn you on a little knowing guys are looking at your pics and stroking?" ... Ummm... Nooooo, actually its quite creepy. I hope you at least clean your computer screen when youre done, you perv. Eeewwwww.
- "I looked up MILF in the Dictionary and there was your picture.....who knew?" I actually had to ask a friend of mine what a MILF was, and then we morphed it to MHMILF because I was a metal head in training on that particular day. A running joke of the day ever since, HILARIOUS.
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